Scrambled Ramblings

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via hunterlpatterson)

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vagisodium:
“ he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
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officialcrow:
“ baylorbeats:
“ skrippers:
“ bigeisamazing:
“ regalasfuck:
“ truest shit ive ever read
”
bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare...

zombie-baby:
“ dreams-and-hard-realities:
“ “ THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
”
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
”
Reblog everytime
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